John Wick… is

Dreadful. Terrible. The worst film I’ve seen in years.

“Acting” – airquotes fully deserved. Directing skills akin to those of a (an under-achieving) film student project.
Every cliché used and abused, to the point of parody.

It reminds me of Wanted – a film seen on an economy long-haul flight that was so bad I “wanted” those two hours of my life back even if it did result in a life threatening DVT.

@Keanu: You can’t act. Retire. Stop.